COM Stim in Singapore...

COM went to Singapore for four days last week. He had a great one. He was a more like syok (shock) seeing the new city. On one particular thing, the police in Singapore, he was like so potong stim... we had this conversation while we were on his kapchai to work:

COM : You know everywhere i go, the city is clean and expensive too.

William : Well, the lion city wor...

COM : Everything i have to pay, parking, even just outside my uncle's apartment, mrt, eating, blah.. blah...

William : of coz man, you have to... you think its free... Malaysia is also catching up... toll, parking RM5 near KLCC, parking RM3 in AMCORP, blah blah...

After a while,

COM : I am surprise that all the policemen there are chinese, very fair too... everyone of it... everyone... every police... every police.. every police...

William : o_O"

William : Hey, Singapore majority are chinese lar... u think ur grandfather punya ar?

COM : All police is chinese... All police is chinese... All police is chinese...

William : o_O"... eh concentrate on your bike...

Then after a while again...

COM : i went to Geylang to wash some eyes.. you know what.. the girls are cun there you know... Russians, Chinese, Portugeses... its like the whole world whore's there... man... oh man...

William : so it's like a WWW for you lar? So you get to screw some of them?

COM : no lar...

William : Why? but you say its the WWW there? What's stoppin you?

COM : AIDS lar...

William : You wor... don't sound like you... sure ar you don't want?

COM : You f**K lar!

Then after a while

COM : But i see the pimps are treating the girls very rough...

COM : Pity them also...

William : You should go rescue them... you are the royal bengal tiger right?

COM : o_O

William : ok ok... what a waste you din screw...

COM : ok ok next time...

William : Sure?

COM : Sure...

William : how much was one session...?

COM : SD40.. and depend on the type of girls... cun girls.. cun girls.. cun girls... cun girls... cun girls...

William : o_O"

William : ok ok... just concentrate on your bike...

He sure got stim and potong stim on some issues in Singapore... o_O"

That's me as a pillion rider on Abeer's bike to work today.

Scary huh?

Sky is not the limit... it will be if your Bengal Tiger is stim and then not stim and then stim again...