Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Good Bye...

I have read many about how guys could not get a girlfriend, listen to many rantings about guys unable to get a girlfriend, or heard of guys fail to get girlfriend. On the other hand, i also read, listened and heard many of my friends unable to get boyfriends. Today i read another issue on it. So where did we go wrong? Did today's Adam and Eve's generation went too far from the basic principle of courting?

Has we all, the newer improve Adam and Eve version has gone far and more advance than our very own predecessor? Or have we all gone too borderless in our society that we have more choice until we are unable to choose? Or are we too busy with our careers to go seek partners until it is too late (meaning you are too old? Then blame you are old?)

How about blaming the very old saying that one is being too choosy? Like a friend of mine saying that he or she should have certain things on such and such. At the end of the day, we all still know and say that not all things is perfect. Sometimes perfect things may have its other cons too.

I read somewhere and the person quoted that in Malaysia, the ratio of single women to single men is 15:1. This make me think, is this correct? Maybe it is correct. If you are one of them what would you do by now? Go hook yourself up in Friendster, MSN, Messenger, pubs, Ah Moi.com, and other matchmaking services? Why not? Otherwise, where will you find your partner? The point here is not getting yourself panick and start looking for a partner. My point is what happen to the basic principle of courting that resulted many of us crying no partners? Or actually the basic of courting is wrong?

Here let me list out the things that we all will consider (let it be the men's or the women's factor):
1. Facial
Everyone wants someone who is beautiful and handsome. No doubt this is everybody wish.

2. Height
Girls wants guys taller than them. Guys wants girl shorter than them. How about the other way round?

3. Size
This matters to me but i have seen couple of opposing sizes together. Given the heart, would you mind your girlfriends is bigger than yours?

4. Money
If anyone who argue that money is not important this person ought to be shot dead. Come on man, everything needs money. If you can't belanja your girlfriend for dinner and see movie at least you still need to save for wedding right? Money is important. Do not say that money is not important. When your girfriend is sick how are you going to pay for her medical? So you think she has company clinic.. wait till you marry your girlfriend. Every bit is money. So money is important but try not put too much strain on the relationship base on money. I am tellling you that money is important but relationship still needs it. However, there are girls who are pretty strict on this issue. Worth arguing.

5. Property
When you got money, this is second. So, guys with this won't have problem. But, yes there is always a but, there are guys after 40 and having so much money and property they couldn't find a wife. What went wrong? OK, a guy with this status will have girls coming to you! Now, will there be love? Aiya, you got money i give you love lor... no money bye bye lor... where does that stand? o_O...

6. Love
Love, everybody talks about it. Old people says, "aiya, ah mui, as long as the man loves you lar... dun be so fussy lar.. nanti orang tak mau lu". Love. How many of us here has interpreted love from its worse to its sweetness? Do you know that love sometimes can be painful? Painful when you had gone after a girl so many years and then she said, "sorry, this guy is my boyfriend, we started XX months ago..."Quite an irony right? that is a reality man... I put love last because at the end of courtship, love is still the strongest subject to be discuss...

So, where do we go wrong when it comes to courtship? Do we blame the ladies if we cannot find a partner? Or do the ladies blame the men when they cannot find their desired partner? I find men to be very foolish to blame women's success that cause them partner-less. Don't you think it is unfair to women? If you blame women because they are too success then have you ever thought of yourself why you did not do well in your early life? Go stray and waste money and at the end say women is more success. Men who say that should be ashamed of themselves.

Men should be more confident with themselves. Why do you want to compare yourself with women's level of success? After all, they won't bite you. Yes, it may be true that the face value of men is often less thicker and worried that they might be the story of the year and gossip by other people that he lives on his wife. Why not? World change. There are out there men who clean the house and cook for their wife. I've seen men cling on to their wife's arm while shopping!

Come, let us ask ourselves this question:
1. Do you mind if your wife earn more than you?
2. Do you mind if your girlfriend earn more than you?
3. Do you mind if your girlfriend drives a bigger car than you?
4. Do you mind if your girlfriend is more sociable than you?
5. Do you mind if your girlfriend is more chic than you?
6. Do you mind if your girlfriend holds a position higher than you?

At the end of the day, this is what i have to say to ladies and gentlemen out there,
1. The ratio of 15 : 1 is not accurate, if this is so, i think 1 utama is full of single guys and gals. Most probably, the next time i rode up an escalator, i will see guys in a row and girls in the other row. Come on lar... Malaysian guys and Malaysian girls boleh lar...

2. I believe in fate and faith in meeting your partner. If fate comes then your faith in having a partner will come. Just be patience.

3. Be yourself and don't go ape over someone. Be cool. A simple start up line can be as nice as, "hi my name is !xobile, can i be your friend?" Don't you think that sound nice and polite. It works for ladies too. It does not show you are making the first move. Just a simple friendly introduction to kill the ice. Rather than cursing up your arse and trying to cook up something to get to know the girl. I met my wife like that. After all, men should always be brave and go up to the girl. I am a guy writing this so i will always insist that guy make the move first. Gentleman mar!

4. Courtship should be relaxing and fun. Don't fuss and fuse over small matters. Close one eye lar. If fuss and fuse like a dynamic then no point anymore. See also argue, over the phone also nag, eat also nag... what's the point of continuing the relationship? Unless you are the verbal-sadistic type lar... like to be verbally torture... hehehehehe...

5. Last but not least, stay honest and don't play play around. Think of yourself if you are in her shoe; the same goes for ladies. This are things that you will learn over time. Ladies like guys who think about them. Guys also in turn like ladies who cares about them. What is wrong to let one guard down for each other.

This will be my last entry for this blog. See you around.

Bye Bye...

sky is not the limit... remember... until then... good bye!

Is sky the limit? No... Thank you.

All things will eventually come to an end, i will be closing my blog soon. In conjunction with the coming New Year 2006, i will be writing my last few entries to bid 2005 goodbye. It has been a rough journey for me this year. I wish everyone a good year ahead.

Happy New Year.

Sky is not the limit... Good Bye

Friday, December 23, 2005

King Kong ROX...

Watched King Kong yesterday night with wife and my low expectation for a remake movie was wrong. It turned out good! In comparison to the 70s, this King Kong ROCKS! I must say that the film is quite long (3 hours). It took the film one hour before the famous silverback gorilla is brought into the picture. But, there is always a but, once the movie introduced this silverbackie the adventure begins to the end. The ending was sad. King Kong was shot down by military planes. He was bitten down neither by T-Rexes nor carnivourous bats but modern fighting machines.

Today, my friend had a conversation with me, mindless and mou lei tou (nonsence) chat about King Kong. Have you ever thought that Peter Jackson did in fact injected some LOTR into King Kong or how about a King Kong trilogy (KK: The Trilogy). Just like LOTR. Below is the mindless conversation but it sounded good: (Juan Roman Riquelme and King Kong in motion)

Juan Roman Riquelme says: brother
Juan Roman Riquelme says: u watched kk oredi??
King Kong says:
Juan Roman Riquelme says: wat u think??
King Kong says: cool man
King Kong says: u watch oredy
King Kong says: worth watching and buy the dvd too
King Kong says: very worth it
Juan Roman Riquelme says: i watched oredi
King Kong says: cool

... chat editted...

King Kong says: just the dinosaur part
Juan Roman Riquelme says: i think the producer purposely wanna drag the movie
King Kong says: bunuh t-rex macam buka durian
Juan Roman Riquelme says: tat part is cool....the graphics
Juan Roman Riquelme says: but the story actually can be shorter.....
King Kong says: yup.. the way kk try to pry open the t-rex mouth to kill them
Juan Roman Riquelme says: dragging....
King Kong says: well, all i know is at the end my back row ladies all crying
Juan Roman Riquelme says: hahahaha
King Kong says: sebab itu gorila mati

... chat editted again ...

Juan Roman Riquelme says: yah...ladies like King Kong a lot

... chat editted again ...

King Kong says: just that the worm part where jack driscoe kena serang.. that one extra lar
King Kong says: i think that one drag the movie
King Kong says: original mana ada serangga serang human
King Kong says: u know the one where giant cockcroaches, worms, and etc
King Kong says: that one pretty scary
King Kong says: on the overall, not bad lar.. considering peter jackson..
Juan Roman Riquelme says: the movie is ok
Juan Roman Riquelme says: just the dragging part lorr
King Kong says: which part u think is dragging?
Juan Roman Riquelme says: after 1 hour only the big guy came out
King Kong says: oh i c.
Juan Roman Riquelme says: i mean the hero...man....he came out only after 1 hour??
King Kong says: .. peter jackson.. mar.. maybe he too accustom to do LOTR trilogy
Juan Roman Riquelme says: ya ya
King Kong says: :P
King Kong says: nanti peter jackson do KK: Trilogy ( King Kong : Trilogy )
King Kong says: KK 2: The SON
King Kong says: KK 3 : The Reborn
King Kong says: KK 2 : tells the hidden story between Ann and King Kong make love and she born King Kong's son.. Then King Kong's son goes to NY to look Ann..
King Kong says: KK 3 : the native in Skull Island revive KK because they are too bosan!
King Kong says: what do you think?
Juan Roman Riquelme says: damn man
Juan Roman Riquelme says: i mean the big guy oredi 30 feet tall
King Kong says: aiya.. KK masturbate.. drown ANN with his sperm lar.. then some sperm swim into her womb lar
Juan Roman Riquelme says: u crazy man
King Kong says: that is why there was one part, Jack Driscoe found both of them asleep together mar...
Juan Roman Riquelme says: tat is too much man
King Kong says: crazy? No lar... have u seen such a big ape?
King Kong says: why not? Anything is possible...
Juan Roman Riquelme says: Peter Jackson will get whack when the movie comes out
King Kong says: story mar!
King Kong says: :P
Juan Roman Riquelme says: i will be the first to drown him wif sperm
King Kong says: o_O"
King Kong says: peter jackson say, " i wanna put some LOTR element in KK.. so there will be trilogy"
King Kong says: that is why u see a group of shipmates and the film crew go save Ann (just like the fellowship... hehehe... )
King Kong says: and some ogres look alike (native) living in Skull Island
King Kong says: then u see KK go to mountain (mount Doom) to see sun set with Ann
Juan Roman Riquelme says: the next movie is willi the king kong
King Kong says: that is connection dude..
Juan Roman Riquelme says: like hulk... la....when angry will change
King Kong says: diu
Juan Roman Riquelme says: but when willi angry will change to king kong
King Kong says: yah. yah..

Mindless right? Cheers.. this conversation just mindless but it took place today morning...

Sky is not the limit... go watch King Kong climb The Empire State's Building!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Some company delivering JUNK MAILS should be shot dead!

Do you know that junk emails sometimes may contain valuable information like sex services, sex products, dating sites, news updates, then most notably some junks from company inviting you to try out their product. Some of these products can be real good. Unfortunately, all these sample goodies sent to your junk box might not be applicable to you because you are not residing in their country. This made me feel quite of being used and disappointed. I felt being used because they raped and molested my junk box’ memory space and disappointed because I am not able to sample this good products. Therefore, why in the first place they send it to me? This is a good question.

Do you realize that your email can be randomly generated by a program and sent out randomly to any unsuspecting idiot like me or my email has been bought by some company for a minimal fee so that can send out advertisement, useless advertisement like sending me something that I cannot use because I am not residing there. All these things really sucks. One day, I wrote back to this company who were doing this kind of advertisement through email and it was like below:


You give me a free sample email. And that email that you got from someone, i do not know who give it to you, send me something that i would not be able to retrieve that sample to use. Did you guys check out that email before you send out? Some email users might not be residing in US. You guys should do some checking before sending out.

So what should i do? If samples that you guys give out is only for US residents then why in the first
place select me to try out your samples. I am not residing in US. You rob me off the opportunity to try out this great product.

I feel bad about it.

You guys should really check out the email before you send it out.

I am very disappointed at SPG because I am not a US resident to try out this gift and you dare send to my inbox and telling me that I can try out your product! SPG a real joke!

Thank you.

And you know what their response’s title in my email:

Delivery Failure for Email : Failure notice!

It means the email address that they publish in their website is not working. I do not know this company and you send me kinds of rubbish. I will only say one word : SCAM!

sky is not the limit...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

My Personal Christmas Wish...

Here is the wish list that i want for Christmas:
01. Increase pay with bonus
02. Increase annual holiday
03. Increase remuneration
04. Increase annual holiday
05. Bigger cubicle
06. Reduce car loan
07. Reduce petrol price
08. Reduce Amcorp's parking fee
09. Reduce Amcorp's food price
10. Increase food variety in Amcorp
11. Reduce my personal debt
12. Increase my facial hair so i can be like wolverine... right now, i am ok lar
13. Increase my height a bit
14. Reduce my weight to 64kg... so it will be idea.. now i am 66... still ok lar
15. upgrade my notebook
16. upgrade my apartment to a bungalow
17. upgrade my car to a private jet.. Nissan_shift's MURANO
That will be all for my Christmas’s wish list...
Merry christmas.

sky is not the limit...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

COM Stim in Singapore...

COM went to Singapore for four days last week. He had a great one. He was a more like syok (shock) seeing the new city. On one particular thing, the police in Singapore, he was like so potong stim... we had this conversation while we were on his kapchai to work:

COM : You know everywhere i go, the city is clean and expensive too.
William : Well, the lion city wor...
COM : Everything i have to pay, parking, even just outside my uncle's apartment, mrt, eating, blah.. blah...
William : of coz man, you have to... you think its free... Malaysia is also catching up... toll, parking RM5 near KLCC, parking RM3 in AMCORP, blah blah...

After a while,

COM : I am surprise that all the policemen there are chinese, very fair too... everyone of it... everyone... every police... every police.. every police...
William : o_O"
William : Hey, Singapore majority are chinese lar... u think ur grandfather punya ar?
COM : All police is chinese... All police is chinese... All police is chinese...
William : o_O"... eh concentrate on your bike...

Then after a while again...

COM : i went to Geylang to wash some eyes.. you know what.. the girls are cun there you know... Russians, Chinese, Portugeses... its like the whole world whore's there... man... oh man...
William : so it's like a WWW for you lar? So you get to screw some of them?
COM : no lar...
William : Why? but you say its the WWW there? What's stoppin you?
COM : AIDS lar...
William : You wor... don't sound like you... sure ar you don't want?
COM : You f**K lar!

Then after a while

COM : But i see the pimps are treating the girls very rough...
COM : Pity them also...
William : You should go rescue them... you are the royal bengal tiger right?
COM : o_O
William : ok ok... what a waste you din screw...
COM : ok ok next time...
William : Sure?
COM : Sure...
William : how much was one session...?
COM : SD40.. and depend on the type of girls... cun girls.. cun girls.. cun girls... cun girls... cun girls...
William : o_O"
William : ok ok... just concentrate on your bike...

He sure got stim and potong stim on some issues in Singapore... o_O"

That's me as a pillion rider on Abeer's bike to work today.

Scary huh?

Sky is not the limit... it will be if your Bengal Tiger is stim and then not stim and then stim again...

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Juicy, Sweet, and Tasty...

It was a sight to be behold. All men love it. Not all men but some loves the smell. To some, we crave it and love it. Fingering while we enjoy it. It was so good. I can still remember when i had finger-ed it last week while holidaying. It was so good to resist the temptation. Oh boy, was it hot in the room or was it me? I just have to wait for the right moment. We splitted it and finger it, lick it, swallow it. It was fleshy and juicy. It drips everywhere and we had to becareful not to spill it otherwise it will be wasted. Sweet and tasty. It was so great... that evening...

The durian was great!

sky is not the limit...

5 days Holiday in Ipoh

Schedule For five days holiday in Ipoh:

Day 1:
10:40 AM : Begin journey
13:23 PM : Reach home
14:00 PM : Lunch
14:45 PM : Rest and Watch Movie
15:30 PM : Break
16:15 PM : Watch movie and sleep
18:00 PM : Dinner
19:00 PM : Watch TV
23:00 PM : Supper

24:00 AM : Playstation Event.
05:00 AM : Sleep

Day 2:
09:00 AM : Woke up
09:30 AM : Breakfast

09:50 AM : Wash Car
10:40 AM : Watch movie
12:00 PM : Sleep
13:00 PM : Lunch
13:45 PM : Watch Movie
15:00 PM : Break
15:30 PM : Sleep
18:00 PM : Dinner
17:00 PM : Watch TV
23:00 PM : Supper
24:00 AM : Playstation Event
05:00 AM : Sleep

Day 3:
07:00 AM : Woke up
07:15 AM : Jogging with parents
09:30 AM : Breakfast
10:30 AM : Watch Movie
12:00 PM : Sleep
13:00 PM : Lunch
13:45 PM : Watch Movie
15:00 PM : Break
15:30 PM : Sleep
18:00 PM : Dinner
17:00 PM : Watch TV
23:00 PM : Supper
24:00 AM : Playstation Event
05:00 AM : Sleep

Day 4:
09:00 AM : Woke up
09:30 AM : Breakfast
10:30 AM : Watch Movie
12:00 PM : Sleep
13:00 PM : Lunch
13:45 PM : Watch Movie
15:00 PM : Break
15:30 PM : Sleep
18:00 PM : Dinner
17:00 PM : Watch TV
23:00 PM : Supper
24:00 AM : Playstation Event
05:00 AM : Sleep

Day 5:
09:00 AM : Woke up
09:30 AM : Breakfast
10:30 AM : Watch Movie
12:00 PM : Sleep
13:00 PM : Lunch
13:45 PM : Sleep
15:00 PM : Break
15:30 PM : Sleep
16:30 PM : Pack and went back to KAY EL.

Enjoyful and excited, fun filled and great!.

sky is not the limit... relaxing life man!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Men's eyes and Ladie's eyes... any difference?

Lately, my colleague nudged me in IM had a good conversation, after that i kept wondering about how women and men see pictures. She sent me a picture of a woman. So i saw the picture that has a beautiful girl in it. Blond and has a sexy smile. Of course, the girl is very appealing. After that, i was told that the bag was beautiful! Where is the bag?! My god! So the picture is an ad selling a bag... i did not see the bag... oh the bag was held by the girl at one corner... Below is the conversation:
@round Th3 World just sent you a Nudge!

@round Th3 World says: ha ha ha
@round Th3 World says: err…
@round Th3 World says: the bag nice?
Ultraman says: which bag?
Ultraman says: oh u mean that bag..
Ultraman says: ok gua..
@round Th3 World says: yalah..
@round Th3 World says: ha ha ha ha ha ha
@round Th3 World says: ha ha ha ha
Ultraman says: hahaha
@round Th3 World says: sure u cannot see
@round Th3 World says: my fren said the gal pretty
@round Th3 World says: come on
@round Th3 World says: the main point in pic is the bag
Ultraman says: i agree the girl is pretty
@round Th3 World says: i think this is the difference between gal n guy
Ultraman says: honestly, when i look at the pic.. i see the girl
Ultraman says: ka ka ka
Ultraman says: i think the girl is there to con husbands into buying bag for their wifes
Ultraman says: if you see the logic like this,
wife: buy me this beg la, sayang
husband: (looking and admiring at the girl) yes... yes...

Ultraman says: logical right?
@round Th3 World says: walaueh...
@round Th3 World says: when i see the pic
@round Th3 World says: i see the bag only
@round Th3 World says: u ah...
Ultraman says: hehehehehehehe...

I think man in nature do see things differently from girls. I admit that i see things some times as what man sees. if you give me a CLEO or FEMALE magazine i think i'll be watching at beautiful ladies or babes-lar, skimming through it and will never get to know the magazine's valuable contents and knowledge. Give me a poster with girls in it i think i will look at those girls first... i hope my wife won't shoot me for this...

sky is not the limit...

One Wild Night...

It was a dark and stormy night, my throat was dried and my stomach was empty. A bit hungry. Yet i couldn't sleep. It was almost 2 in the morning. The whole apartment was silent except a few dragonflys flying around the lights causing some buzzing sound. i could a cat meowing. Went out to the kitchen for a hot milk. Oh, i forgotten my Dutch lady is empty. Milo also empty. I think i'll settle for a glass of cold water. Then suddenly something gripped me gut, i gotta go. i cannot stand anymore. I am a man and the temptation is too strong. I changed into my pants and t-shirt, got my house keys and car key. Dash down to the parking bay and drove out.

I drove my way frantically to that joint. It was a joint for midnight goers and those young hot bloods who is in search of one wild night. It was still quite pack and noisy too. There were many girls and guys. These girls are definitely looking good. Those nights of wild and sleepless nights i guess. The foul smell of cigarettes. Laughters of ah lians, ah bengs and some other couples. Wild nights... Wild nights... The blaring of music throughout the night... Then i made my way to the bar.

"Nasi bungkus, taruh kari ikan kau kau, letak satu ayam goreng kepak, a-neh!", i cried.
"ok ok, mau minum apa?", the indian waiter asked.
"Takder minum. Bungkus saja", i smiled to him.
"Nah RM3.50 sini... thank you". I left that place.
A night in an indian curry house. Ah, the smell of curry and rotis...

Sky is not the limit...

Sky is the limit when you are sick

I am back! My project with Coca Cola company from US has finally passed its critical stage. Therefore, i am a bit relax now.

Unfortunately, I was sick for the past two weeks. Down with fever and sorethroat. My voice was quite coarse ala Darth Vader. Some said charming, some said sexy but my wife said she was like speaking to another pervert "hamsap" guy... but all the whole.. my throat was irritating. Worse, i was cut of from my usual crave which i adore very much:

i can't eat,
- Macdonald
- Nasi with curry fish paste and a fried large chicken wing
- My wife's chocolates... my bro finished it!
- Char keuy tiew
- Fried Rice
- Ever loving Malaysia delicacy... yup! Nasi Lemak

Maybe after a few weeks, i shall resume my craving. Now my taste bud is quite bland and tasteless after two weeks of medication. The antibiotic weeks.

Nurse: Take this antibiotic three times a day after meal
Me: ok
Nurse: Take this flu med 2 times a day... very sleepy wan...
Me: ok... if at night when i sleep i take.. can still make love to my wife ar?
Nurse: sure can... and...
Nurse: Take this sorethroat pill 2 times a day... after meal...
Me: ok... wah so many pills... big and small, blue and red... this only ar?
Nurse: Yes, take all. But antibiotic must finish, ok?
Me: ok...

That making love part conversation i made that up only.

My wife will kill me when she reads this. Anyway, she was also sick. From the phone she was like sniffing and coughing. That is another saucy conversation which i won't put it in here. After that, the whole week of medicine was just telan saja. Ambik. Buka mulut. Telan. By the way, i am on holiday again to rest starting from tomorrow.

See you guys again next week.

Sky is not the limit.. but it will be a limit if you are sick!