Monday, July 25, 2005

When a corpse went crazy... and a group a crime fighting heroes do?

In a morgue, John Doe is accompanied by Tru From True Calling and a group of CSI investigative team... All of them looked at a corpse...
John Doe: I see the cut is deep and it contains some chemical called AXYO1, AXYO1 is a compound found in animals ... (he was cut short)
CSI: i see another wound... deep... most probably hand strangulation.... (CSI was cut short)
Tru: i hear something...
Corpse: help me...
All of the whole group was transfer back three days later...
John Doe: Why am i back in the ocean?!!! Shit... this is the first episode... now i gotta resolved my cases again... i hate Tru... (he mumbled "i thought three days... its like a whole year")
CSI: Why are we back doing this same corpse... this looks like our first episode's corpse.... shit! where is Tru? Better call her...
meanwhile somewhere in the middle of the desert, Tru's phone rang,
Tru: Tru here...
CSI: Where are you? why did you bring us to our first season's first episode? i thought its three days?
Tru: Actually i am in a hot situation here...
CSI: where are you?
Tru: In the desert, next to me is Lawrence of Arabia!
CSI: what?! u sure u on the right channel?
then another call came in...
John Doe: Tru u there?
Tru: John! Where are you?
John Doe: In the ocean! U and your damn corpse speaking effect...
The sky is not the limit...

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