Friday, October 07, 2005

Board of Directors (BOD)

Here in this entry i am going to introduce to everyone the Belacans of BOD. They are famous and wild like wild horses in the country of Malaysia. One is working high above god knows how many thousand kilometres above sea level, another just finish his MISSIONARY dealings from Phillipines, another one aiming to be most handsome-st BANGLA and last but not least... the guy who think he is good.. ahem.. GOD knows what...

The first Board of Directors: DEVON (have some slang bit ok... pronounce as DAY VONNN... hey mate...)

Chief of BOD aka C.E.O
You can call him DEV or Devon but anyhow... he is the man. You want to know why? He is the Manager in Genting Highland in charge of the Roulette table and other gambling units. He is The Man after Uncle Lim. Anyone who needs to the tips and tricks of the gambling from Genting Highland... well you are looking at the right man. Moreover, he is single... any beauty babes like Mallika.. well girls, you can find him standing in the middle of the casinoe overlooking a few roulette tables... Trust me... you like him more than the casino... with him, u go any where in Genting... bouncer respect you!



COC (Chief of Cool)...
As you can see from his expression at this mamak table... two hand clasped together and mind pondering... what is he pondering about... girls? money? sex? smoking? parents? movies? well, to tell you the truth that night he was listen to our Chief of BOD narrating his grand love story. COC is just listen intently... but whatever he is thinking we do not know.. most probably still thinking back his good ol's day while he is still doing missionary in Phillipines... with the girls! (ahem... Dev... shhh)




COM (Chief-of-MACHA)
As you see, from his face, after munching some ayam tandoori, he sure is macha of the machas. Chief of Machas... He is special, he growl, he sniff, and he laugh. No machas can defeat him. He is the brother and our macha. If you think you own a cool superbike.. his WFE can beat your superbike to pieces. Never underrrrr... estimate Chief of Macha... To tell you all the truth... this guy bought me a birthday cake when i was wearing a boxer... hey, i din know... so i was in the boxer when he came in the ULTRAMAN cake... i told you already.. he is the MACHA of the?... Macha of the MACHAS... you never live alone with him.




What 'bout me? i dunno... i still could'nt figure out what chief's position should i be.. maybe perhaps after i go bouts of teh tarik and a few plates of Naan, Nasi Briyani, Parrupu wadei and some again some roti "Pai" sang... u dunno what is this? ask COM... he will tell you...




The congregation only happens when CEO comes down from Genting Highland. The meeting of Board of Directors happens at irregular hours and days... Monday... in?... in BANGSAR...

the sky is not the limit...

In the name of Credit Card...

Today, Raymond had a conversation with me regarding my VISA and MASTERCARD.

Raymond: So you are applying both or just either one?
William: Err... apply both lar...
Raymond: Ok man...
Raymond: Then what name you want?
William: Huh?
William: ... thinks for a while...
William: John Rambo can ar?
Raymond: .... looks at me....
Raymond: Yeah right!


I think he felt like GEDEBUSHHHHH-ing me... but then he asked me what name i want right?... John Rambo, Ninja Turtles, James Bond, David Copperfield...

Imagine, if credit cards do really have that flexibility in letting members of the public to have whatever name to be imprint on their card... i begin to wonder how creativity we all will be...

why not... Duih Nyah Singh...

sky is not the limit...